In his Week 1 picks, as part of a bit about how this a Quarterback’s League, Grantland honcho Bill Simmons discusses 13 quarterbacks who will determine how the 2012 NFL season goes. None of them are Robert Griffin III, because of course they aren’t. But somehow Simmons manages to explain exactly why I’m convinced RG3 will be successful, in the course of discussing two other completely separate human beings. I’m not sure what this says about me, about Simmons, or about poor RG3, but whatever.
Anyhow, here are the relevant chunks: